Creepypastas and Conspiracy Theories: Charlie Brown has Cancer

Time for another conspiracy theory.  This time it involves Good Ol' Charlie Brown.  This theory claims the Charlie Brown is dying of cancer?????

Here's the theory and it is as simple as this, Charlie Brown is bed ridden with cancer dying.  What we see are his dreams.  The reason everything goes wrong is because he is depressed about having cancer.  This explains everything going wrong with Charlie Brown as well has his bald head.

Here's what we know.  Charles Schulz made Charlie Brown to show some of his own insecurities such as unrequited love.  That's not to say Schulz was a depressed man, and if anyone has been around him, they will tell you that's not the Charles Schulz they knew.  But even he felt bad that Charlie Brown never could kick that football.  Not to mention Schulz did die from Colon Cancer in 2000.
But here's where things get fishy.  A Watch Mojo.com video says in a sarcastic voice describing this theory...."Try watching a Charlie Brown special NOW!!!!!"  In other words, "your childhood is ruined."  C'mon........this joke about ruining your childhood is getting old.  We know a coyote can outrun a road runner.  We know cats can catch mice in real life.  Stop going, "your childhood is ruined" because these things are all just a cartoon.  We know they do not equal real life most of the time.  So yeah...this is just a story to just wanna "ruin your childhood" so to speak.  This conspiracy theory is BOGUS!!!!!!  Sorry.
That said, there is a Peanuts special that involves a girl having cancer called Why Charlie Brown Why.  I highly recommend that one.  There's also a play called Dog Sees God, not officially licensed by Peanuts Worldwide....that's depressing.  And there are better and more scary conspiracy theories/creepypastas to enjoy about your favorite cartoon characters.  Next!