Sunday, September 17, 2017

The Powerpuff Girls....Forever ruined!!!!!


When Craig McKracken first came up with The Whoopass Girls in the early 90's, there were three girls created using sugar, spice, and everything nice plus an accidental dosage of "whoopass".  When Cartoon Network picked it up as a series of shorts, they toned it down for a more kid friendly audience by making them superheros and a new name....The Powerpuff Girls.  With the exception of "whoopass" being replaced by Chemical X, the concept was still the same.  The ingredients, sugar, spice, and everything nice, plus Chemical X created Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.  Therefore, it was always standard that there were three Powerpuff Girls.  Sure there were some exceptions over the course of its history, but each time on the show, it resolves itself back to three because in doing cartoons like this, you want to make sure that each episode flows well so that you can reset your characters for another new episode or an upcoming rerun.

Flash forward to 2017.  Well....that original staff at its creator are gone.  The people behind the new Powerpuff Girls series are people wanting to cash in on cartoons popular today even by their own network.  We are looking at you Teen Titans Go you piece of...well anyways......  Sure the Powerpuff Girls themselves look fine unlike previous reboots, but the writing eventually showed for itself that the episodes were less about being superheros and more about comedy.  Gone were epic stories and clever ideas (remember The Beat Alls?????  Wasn't that a clever idea???).  Gone also are the original voices who were ready, willing, and able to lend their voices again only to get the doors slammed at their faces for a younger voice cast (and I do mean YOUNG).  Then you turn around and you see at least one of the Powerpuff Girls.......TWERKING!!!!!  Excuse me, I thought this was a kids show.  When has twerking become appropriate for kids?

You thought twerking was the biggest insult?  Well here comes one even bigger.....they are adding a fourth Powerpuff Girl.  Wait a minute....you are thinking "didn't you just say there is no way to be a fourth Powerpuff Girl?"  Not only did I say it, I proved it.  Well, that proof doesn't matter.  Cartoon Network just announced a fourth Powerpuff Girl named Bliss is coming.  In fact, in Russia she's already here.  Whether or not this is a permanent change has yet to be determined, but chances are, she's here to stay.

So now the question is, why did this happen?  My first guess is that since there is no black Powerpuff Girl there was a need of one.  And I don't want to turn this into a race issue as that's not my problem.  She could be a Smurf for all I care and I still would have a problem with it.  My next guess would be this.........MONEY!  If we have a fourth Powerpuff Girl, girls will then wanna by more toys with Bliss to help complete the toy collection to play with.  What happens then when all Bliss toys sell?  Will there be a fifth Powerpuff Girl?  Sixth? Tenth even?

Whenever changes like this happen, you alienate the die hard fans and they will never ever watch.  Many will disagree with me about the Chipettes being one of those changes on Alvin.  How about Loonatics Unleashed (which was so horrible you either don't remember or you did but erased from your memory for the sake of humanity)??  Yes, reboots need to have some sort of change in order to compete, but if they are done in a style such as the new Mickey Mouse shorts and what was Wabbit now called New Looney Tunes, you may succeed.  But if the changes are without caring about the property, there's a problem.  If you like the Pink Panther, for example, you don't want him to talk.  If you don't know the Pink Panther....YOU DON'T CARE if he talks.  The Pink Panther is indeed talking in this case (metaphorically speaking of course).

So what can be done?  First, don't watch this show or any episodes featuring Bliss.  Second, support the original series for what it is.  All the episodes of the original series are currently on Hulu.  There's also the complete collection which you can still find on Amazon.  Supporting that may get the message that we don't these new reboots to be corporate but creative.  Once creativity dies, people notice.  Until then, the world of The Powerpuff Girls will never be the same, and I for one do not look forward to this.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Porky Pig 101: Everything you need to know about this DVD collection



Warner Archive is getting ready to release a big cartoon DVD collection that stars Porky Pig.  Here's EVERYTHING you need to know about this set other than it comes out September 19th and only available online through Warner Archive.

1.  It took 5 years to come into reality

This was one of many ideas that Warner Archive had for classic cartoons.  Unfortunately, many fell through to make way for cheaper alternatives (crappy Hanna-Barbera cartoons of the 70's and 80's), but this one seems to have survived.  All 99 Porky Pig black and white cartoons (plus two color cartoons) make up Porky Pig 101.  Each cartoon had to be cleared for release.

2. The cartoons are not remastered, but are brand new transfers

While WB has unlimited budgets and showed that in previous collections, Warner Archive has a smaller budget.  Therefore, they could not restore any of the cartoons per say.  However, George Feltenstein who runs Warner Archive really cares about the library, so they went through the vaults of the best prints they have of the cartoons and make new transfers for them (they have the negatives, but they never went to the negatives in this case).  Therefore, they won't be stunning, but they will look very good and well curated as if someone really and truly cared.

3. You will see (and hear)....."Things......"

What are these "things" you may ask?? Well, the cartoons were the product of the times.  On some occasions, they may depict some racial and ethnic stereotypes.  It's not just limited to black people; Native Americans, Arabs, all kinds of groups you can think of.  One cartoon uses a "Black Beauty" gag.  Another has Porky using a word referring to the Indians as a term used in Washington's NFL team (I don't like using that term).  Now these jokes were wrong then and they are certainly wrong today, but removing these scenes and keeping them locked away in the vaults is just the same as saying "they never existed".  This is not for moms and kids; it's for those looking to watch Looney Tunes in an appreciative way (there are a few great cartoons on here that kids may enjoy though).

4.  ALL Public Domain Porkys are on here (the redrawn colorized cartoons are dead)

You may have seen some of these cartoons before on cheap VHS and DVD companies which used these versions of the cartoons:

If you remember them being crappy, it's not the cartoon, it's the version.  They were redrawn colorized in the 60's and the great animation was gone.  Of course when they aired on Nickelodeon they were then computer colorized, but these versions were the norm for specific cartoons like Get Rich Quick Porky.  Well no more!  Original versions will be used.

5.  Expect more to come if this sells

If Warner Archive can make a profit with Porky Pig 101, more collections will come similar.  Not just the Looney Tunes, WB also owns the MGM cartoon library (Tom and Jerry, Droopy, Barney Bear), the theatrical Popeye cartoons, and the HB cartoons (although they have been playing with those already).  The possibilities could be endless, and we need to get a move on in preserving the entire cartoon library. So go online and order Porky Pig 101 at Warner Archive NOW